A golf fanatic met the Pope on a trip to Rome. "Your Holiness," he said, "I'm crazy about golf. I play every day of the year. But, tell me, is there a golf course in heaven?"
"I'm not sure," said the Pope. "I'l have to ask God."
A few days later, the man bumped into the Pope again. "Any news from God about the golf course in heaven?" he asked.
"Oh yes," replied the Pope. "Apparently there is a beautiful course in heaven with velvet-smooth greens and lush fairways. The bad news is you have a tee time for tomorrow morning."
