A young fellow is driving down the road when he sees an old man sitting on a stump, bawling his eyes out. So the driver stops the car and asks the old man what's the matter.

 

"I've had a great life. I'm a successful construction contractor, and I just sold my company to a large corporate builder for gazillions." he says.

 

"So what's the problem?" asks the driver.

 

The old man snurfles into his sleeve and says "I built myself a huge mansion with an olympic-sized swimming pool in the backyard."

 

"I'm with you so far, but..."

 

"I own a fleet of beautiful cars and my own private jet" he wails.

 

"This all sounds wonderful. I just don't see what your problem is."

 

The old man blows his nose loudly and says, "Yesterday I got married to a 20-year old Playboy bunny."

 

"Would you PLEASE tell me what's bothering you?" says the young fellow?

 

The old man sobs, "I can't remember where I live!"